How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

  • Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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cirobarizza674:

Badass Dr. Seuss

cirobarizza674:

Badass Dr. Seuss

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  • mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
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  • mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you

senorchrees:

Thank you, Scotland

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upinthegym-workingonmyfitness:

Your body is a work of art.

upinthegym-workingonmyfitness:

Your body is a work of art.

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Hi! I'm Ida Emilie. I live in Denmark and work a lot.

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