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amewesing:

This is so important

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

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"The whole culture is telling you to hurry, while the art tells you to take your time. Always listen to the art."

— Junot Diaz  (via lovely—delight)

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diamondwaitingtoshine:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

You sir. Are an ass.

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

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alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

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duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

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maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

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"If you want your prayers answered, get up off your knees and do something about them."

— ― Wally Lamb (via psych-quotes)

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