(Source: ooonadie, via makemestfu)
(Source: frenchandstupid, via m-0-on)
you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving
you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
(via monkeytonkeytown)
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
(via monkeytonkeytown)
(Source: ashleybreather, via awesomephilia)
BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.
(Source: fuckgallaghers, via laughcentre)
“NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.
(Source: jimbertimber, via laughcentre)
one time i was at the bar pounding back a few cold ones with the guys and some dude called me a faggot i was so pissed i almost sucked his dick right there i was so fucking pissed
(Source: bestpal, via laughcentre)
look down your shirt and spell attic
a titty i see
just one
i only see one
where did my other boob go
(via awesomephilia)
